collegehumor:

8 More Creative Ways To Shame Your Sleeping Friend

The Photo Shoot

Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)

Generation Shame
Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.

The Gotye
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.

Fly on the Wall
Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.

Whodunit
Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.

The Urkel
Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

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Goal for the week is week is to have a great time with all the people who I git really close to this semester, wish I could hang out with over the summer but.can’t because I live so car away. This was achieved with one friend tonight and although it didn’t start out the greatest for either of us it was still one of the best nights we had. I can’t wait for the rest of the week except when I have to wake up super early stoping me from having another great time tomorrow. Oh well the week sill still be nice.

collegehumor:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

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“I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.”

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collegehumor:

Inquisitive George Visits a Hospital [Click to finish your lesson]

The Man In The Yellowish Hat is sick, so he and Inquisitive George go to the hospital. Inquisitive George wanders off, and learns a lot about what goes on in a hospital!

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heart-and-song:

What do you guys think of my first Nuzlocke Challenge panel?

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im-an-angel-you-asshat:

Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. 

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Now that I don’t need a regular sleep schedule or to be up early, my sleep schedule changes from 12-8